Raylan politely shoots people.
One of the great regrets of my life is that I look like an idiot wearing a hat. I JUST DON’T LOOK GOOD IN THEM!! And believe you me, I’ve tried on every type of hat: fedora hats, beret hats, porkpie hats, derby hats, cowboy hats, top hats, baseball hats, fez hats, pillbox hats, turban hats, Viking hats… but no matter what hat I try on, I look like the most awful a-hole on the planet. But the good news is, you look dumb in hats, too. In fact, you look nearly as bad as I do—but no one wants to say it to your face because they’re afraid someone will tell them they look terrible in hats. (Which they do.)
The only person in the world who doesn’t look terrible in a hat? Raylan Givens from the series Justified—which sadly concludes this week…