Click bait! My editors tell me you love it, and you can’t get enough of it! (Confidential to your grandma: “Click bait” is the term for online stories begging to be “clicked,” usually accompanied with sensational headlines, such as “The Top 10 Celebrity Adorable Kittens with Ebola… and Also SEX!”) Anyway, my boss is all like: “Wm.™ Steven Hump-Me! If you want a paycheck this week, I want you to write the click-baitiest click-bait article that’s ever been clicked!” (Who am I to disagree with a paycheck?) And with that, may I now present…
“The Top Eight Worst Lifetime Movies Ever Made… and SEX! And CELEBRITY BOOBS! And a DOG playing a XYLOPHONE! (Can you click this, please? Thanks.)