I’ll be producing, directing, and starring as Hannibal. WM. STEVEN HUMPHREY
It’s with great regret that I inform you that your favorite TV show, Hannibal (NBC, Thursdays, 10 pm), has not been picked up for a fourth season, and… WHADDAYA MEAN HANNIBAL ISN’T YOUR FAVORITE SHOW?! Look, I write about Hannibal probably more than any other current TV show, so ACTUALLY it’s already been well established (BY ME) that Hannibal is your favorite show. Got it? So apparently you were just confused when you said it wasn’t your favorite show? Is that what you’re telling me? Yeah. That’s exactly what you’re telling me.
Anyway, can you believe Hannibal has been canceled by NBC? A show about a serial murderer…