Everyones got mob probs in True Detective season 2.

Everyone’s got mob probs in True Detective season 2.

UGGHHH, BEING “OWNED” BY THE MOB IS THE WORST! Now, this isn’t to say I don’t appreciate what the mob has done for me. Unlike certain people I know—do you see me glaring at you? I’m glaring at you—they were absolutely thrilled to help me pay off my gambling debts. And when I found myself in jail (again) on trumped-up charges (again) of stealing a police car and banging the mayor’s daughter in the backseat (again), who was it that bailed me out? I’m looking at you, everyone currently reading this—because it wasn’t you! IT WAS THE MOB!

And yet, as it turns out, the mob has its downsides…