Wm. Steven Humphrey has a lot to say about the state of Texas this week:
Just because I’ve actually never been to this particular state, doesn’t mean I can’t make ignorant, sweeping generalizations about it. For example: All Texans eat ketchup on their hot dogs! (An unfortunate choice usually made only by the mentally unfit.) Texas does not have police departments—instead, they use “Walker Texas Rangers.” (Not sure how these rangers plan on catching criminals using walkers instead of police cars—but I suppose that’s their problem.)
And he looks at some new Texas-themed TV shows, such as:
Big Rich Texas (Style, Sun Aug 14, 9 pm): Contrary to popular belief, Texas has rich, entitled assholes just like the rest of the country. (Tip o’ the cowboy hat to the Bush family!) This show spotlights eight Dallas, Texas, ladies entrenched in the exclusive world of the city’s social elite, where one must strictly adhere to every rule of high society—for example, sculpting one’s hair into a granite-hard Aqua Net helmet, endlessly making catty remarks, and injecting enough Botox to make one look like a Cabbage Patch doll trying to squeeze its face through a duck’s b-hole.
Read the whole thing HERE.