Here are my thoughts on The Ghosts of Girlfriends Past—a movie that, as far as i can tell, was written by Matthew McConaughey’s actual penis. I cannot be certain what is going on with my hairdo in this one. Recorded in 2009.
Lindy West was born an unremarkable female baby in Seattle, Washington. The former Stranger writer covered movies, movie stars, exclamation points, lady stuff, large frightening fish, and much, much more.... More by Lindy West

Lindy, you are… a treasure.
Lindy, you are… gross
Lindy, you can be forgiven for that hairdo. 2009 was so long ago, a simpler time.
That was awesome. You should do this more often.
Maybe it’s just the bug necklace — or maybe it’s the unaccountable hair — but I think you look very cute.
Please allow me to translate Dave M’s comment:
“Lindy, you are an intelligent and talented person. I appreciate your various qualities. Tits.”
@6: Aww, there’s like barely even a hint of tits in the whole video. It was a sincere compliment. Sheesh.
@7 – I kid, I kid. Your comment is very nice. I appreciate its various qualities and tits.
“Men don’t know how to love, until they’re taught, by ghosts.”
Love! Lindy, you’re adorable.
@10 Where are the meetings?
The initiative taken for the concern is very serious and need an attention of every one. This is the concern which exists in the society and needs to be eliminated from the society as soon as possible.
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