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Learn more about Seinfeld: An XXX Parody at Adult Video News. (Link NSFW, and while you’re there, be sure to check out the page-right ad for Coctomom, who’s apparently been caught “hunting more sperm.” And see more upsetting Seinfeld stills here.)
Thanks for the horror, WoW Report.
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Where’s Newman?
A show with three men and one woman in it cannot possibly a good porno parody make.
Do they really say “An XXX Parody”? I’m sorry, but I think when most people see “XXX” they say “triple X,” not “ex ex ex.” So wouldn’t “A XXX Parody” make more sense? Let’s focus on the important issues here, people.
I sure hope Uncle Leo makes an appearance.
Festivus for the rest of us.
Seinfeld ended in ’98. Isn’t 11 years a bit late for a parody?
you don’t need a xxx actress to make me want to jump in the sack with elaine. Julia Louis-Dreyfus gets me going
Isn’t all porn about nothing, really? And isn’t this Kelly O’s beat (so to speak. . . )
No, Matt, it’s way too early. The most recent other ones have been parodies of shows from the 60s.
There’s a strong sindication market.
That George character has put me off of sex for eternity, I’m afraid.
@11 – Apparently George was re-written as a non-sex role. (Yes, I clicked on the link)
They could do so much with “Man Hands…”
Wait @12, so you mean the guy is cast in a porn movie, but doesn’t get to have sex? With anyone?
That just seems, so, well, unfair, I guess.
Unfair for him. Fair for everyone else, especially his partners.
Damn, Sasha Grey is in everything.
@2: It makes for a good gay porn parody. You could start from the whole “it moved” premise and move into “the initiation of George.”
Except George is the anti-sex. As is Jerry.
@3… ha! the site actually lists it as “A XXX Parody”
I’ve been talking about XXX parodies for months and months.
I’ve avoided this one because, well, I HATE SEINFELD. There I said it. The most un-funny show I’ve ever seen. I hate it so much, I can’t even watch the shitty porn version of it.
At least we won’t have to witness George’s shrinkage. I’m holding out for the Honeymooners XXX remake, which should be equally appealing.
Ms. O at 18: This post was just supposed to function as a teaser for what I’d hoped would be your forthcoming review of the final product. Please, please reconsider your position.
At 20: I’ll review it, only if you watch it with me…
Perhaps we can live-Slog it….
I saw Heinfeld in like ’96. That was more timely.
@ The CHZA,
I dunno…it has some possibilities.
Also, why did they get a celebrity impersonator to play Kramer. At this point in Michael Richards career, I’m sure he isn’t going to be too picky about roles.
NEWMAN!