Here’s a teaser trailer for the upcoming film version of The Smurfs—but that’s not important right now. I practically missed the entire content of this trailer because I was too bamboozled by Neil Patrick Harris’ introduction!
1) Neil Patrick Harris? Whaa?
2) Why is he in a mall?
3) Why does he only have two lines which are practically redundant?
And 4) Neil Patrick Harris. Whaaa?
It’s the New Trailer for The Smurfs, Guys! (What Do You Mean, ‘You Don’t Care’?)
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I think I’d rather watch Marmaduke.
Not much interested in the movie, but love anything that is “Neil Patrick Harris.”
Talented, gay and sexy, that guy has it going on!
NPH is starring in the movie as a live-action actor: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Smurfs_…)
Christ.
I’d rather read Videogum.
Maybe Harris plays Johan
oooooooooooooooo! They played “Wild Thing” so you just know it’s going to be hip and edgy!
We have to wait a whole year for this??
From what I’ve heard, Katy Perry voices Smurfette. That alone is reason enough for me to skip it.
The only ray of hope in all of this: I have a finite number of pleasant childhood memories associated with TV shows and movies for Hollywood to sodomize, so the suffering will eventually end. If anything, I want the pace of their raping to increase, so that we can just get it all over with before I’m dead.
I would rather pour battery acid in my eyes than watch this movie.
Wow. I can honestly say that before I saw that trailer, I didn’t care. They’ve managed to take that to “will actively avoid.”
Great marketing!
http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/
huh- I saw the last Smurfs movie in the theatre..The Magic Flute. I think I was 7.