As Jezebel reports, “Last night in the Big Brother house, a male house guest, Lane, very stoically rubbed one out in the shower. We caught the entire 90-second spectacular on the live feeds. Enjoy!”
Thank you, Jezebel—although for me, all stoicism is eclipsed by the prolonged attention our guy pays to his ear. (Video visually SFW, spiritually porny.)
Yep, it’s a thing. You learn something new every day.
UPDATE: In his official Big Brother bio video, Lane fields the question, “Besides winning, what’s the one thing you want to accomplish on Big Brother?” His answer: “The experience, the competitions, and seeing my flaws that I don’t know I have.”
Why do men always remind me of apes when they jerk off?
GAH! And what’s up with the hand inspection at the end?! Gross! Ewwwww!
@1 Only when they jerk off…??
Sorry, but Michael K covers the facial expressions a bit more comprehensively:
http://www.dlisted.com/node/38472
And if you want a little True Blood Alexander with your morning coffee:
http://www.dlisted.com/node/38481
@2 Checking under the fingernails for… (I hate it when that happens…)
I am shocked and appalled by this!!! Big Brother is still on TV?!?
I would much rather Slog link to Dlisted than goddamned Jezebel. Thanks for the links @3!
I know you’re not supposed to put Q-Tips in there, but I just can’t resist the eargasms. Feels soooo good!
I think TVDinner sounds like a regressor. Just sayin’. Ya’ll be crazy – that is one hot man!
I think TVDinner sounds like a regressor. Just sayin’. Ya’ll be crazy – that is one hot man!
Michael K is a goddamned genius.
I’m ashamed to admit that 1) I sometimes watch and 2) Britney on it is dreamy.
This is 2010, why are guys still jerking off in the shower? What a waste of water and a waste of a good video on xtube
Adding to the Michael K love, his prolific blog has a singular voice, as sleazy as one could wish, self-deprecating, and a hell of a sting in that “wore out” tail of his.
A real man would’ve locked eyes with the camera and not have blinked until he finished.
@14: Dude. Hawt.
Throughout, all I could imaginatively hear was “ungh ungh me Tarzan. Me make mess. Me talk pretty one day.”
I’m with TVDinner and Canuck on this.