Start going to the gym. Quit smoking. Only two drinks a
night—no exceptions. No pot until the weekends. No coke
until the weekends. Start volunteering for a charity. Give money to
PBS. Keep the apartment clean. Do laundry once a week. Don’t let dishes
pile up. Buy a bike. Start taking the bus to work. More NPR,
less Bravo. New Yorker yes, Us magazine no.
Be a better husband/wife/boyfriend/girlfriend. Try not to be such an
asshole in 2008.