Austin comedy troupe Master Pancake Theater (their home base is the famed Alamo Drafthouse) gives the Mystery Science Theater 3000 treatment to mainstream blockbusters—but with audience participation, complex theatrics, sound/video clips, and dirtier jokes. At Central Cinema, they’ll be skewering the teen-angst ensemble dramedy The Breakfast Club—topics of interest will no doubt include meeting your girlfriend at Niagara Falls, taping Larry Lester’s buns together, and Molière’s unmatched capacity for nad-pumpage. (Central Cinema, 1411 21st Ave, www.central-cinema.com, 7 and 10 pm, $12, late show 21+)

Lindy West was born an unremarkable female baby in Seattle, Washington. The former Stranger writer covered movies, movie stars, exclamation points, lady stuff, large frightening fish, and much, much more....