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Nope, it’s not Lynn Shelton.
Cthulhu director Dan Gildark appears on the front page of the NYT Sunday business section:
Gildark is the C.E.O. running off with the moneybags. He is being chased by a cowboy. Apparently he posed for the stock photo a few years ago.
He says:
I am the new poster-boy for corporate greed.
Ha!
Lindy West was born an unremarkable female baby in Seattle, Washington. The former Stranger writer covered movies, movie stars, exclamation points, lady stuff, large frightening fish, and much, much more.... More by Lindy West
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I hear Cthulhu is going to DVD soon with a director’s cut version commentary.
Should be fun.
he has a GW expression on his face.
Well, it’ll probably look better on the ol’ résumé than poster boy for a politician with no judgment or a pastor with no morals.
All that fraudin’ IS Hollywood’s fault.
Thanks, Mr. Gildark, for taking me one step closer to my lifelong dream of being chased down by a cowboy.
@1: If you think that “fun” is listening to two hours of them whinging about how awful their lives are and how we should think that Cthulhu isn’t a big steaming pile of shit because of their sob story…
@1 … um, no, that’s not how most Director’s Cuts are.
You really need to stop watchin pr0n movies and other Alan Smithee projects …
(dang meant @6 dang dang dang sorry)
Well done, Dan. Time to start the next film.
Cthulhu, isn’t that the lame ass movie that nobody on the fucking planet cared about except 1/2 the stranger staff?
I vote we spend some of the stimulus money paying this dude not to make any more shitty movies!
Eh, “Cthulhu” wasn’t really shitty: you need to get to more film festivals and re-adjust your meter of what “shitty” is 🙂