Why is it that Kevin Smith keeps trying to make sensitive-minded and
innovative movies about relationships? And why do his relationship
movies keep getting dumber and more clichéd? The premise behind
Zack and Miri Make a Porno—two minimum-wage slaves have to
make a porn film to save themselves from bankruptcy—is a pretty
great idea. It’s too bad the movie doesn’t have the balls to back up
its risqué concept with any new insight into love or
relationships.
Virtually all the elements are in place for a Knocked
Up–style romantic-comedy confection. Seth Rogen plays Zack as
the exact same Seth Rogen character we’ve seen in every other Seth
Rogen movie, but remarkably, he’s still charming and funny. Elizabeth
Banks, although way too beautiful to be convincingly slumming with
Rogen’s barista man-child, is believable as a bawdy tomboy who can
wallow in the dirty jokes just as giddily as the boys.
The porn jokes are perfectly stupid-funny. And—perhaps due to
the gracious lack of Ben Affleck—the casting is better than just
about every other Smith movie. Craig Robinson is much funnier and
smarter than the awkward “I hate/love my dumbass wife” jokes Smith
provides him, but the other actors—Traci Lords as a porn star,
Jason Mewes as an idiot, Brandon Routh as a vaguely closeted gay
actor—are spot-on. The first half of the film, with its queef
jokes and relaxed pun humor (Star Whores is always funny) is
delightful.
But then Smith had to go and try to spackle the movie’s nasty cracks
with a sugary-sweet, clichéd romance, and the ham-handed results
make Chasing Amy look like Anna Karenina. Porno raises so much goodwill in its first half that you want to forgive the
bitter sap of the second, but there’s so much of it, and it’s so very
bad, that the innate sexiness of the film is battered into docility.
Did you realize that there’s a difference between fucking and
making love? HORK! I think my penis threw up a little bit in my
pants. 
Seth Rogen plays [character] as the exact same Seth Rogen character we’ve seen in every other Seth Rogen movie.
Michael Cera plays [character] as the exact same Michael Cera character we’ve seen in every other Michael Cera movie.
Jason Segel plays [character] as the exact same Jason Segel character we’ve seen in every other Jason Segel movie.
Jonah Hill plays [character] as the exact same Jonah Hill character we’ve seen in every other Jonah Hill movie.
Will Arnett plays [character] as the exact same Will Arnett character we’ve seen in every other Will Arnett movie.
Will Ferrell plays [character] as the exact same Will Ferrell character we’ve seen in every other Will Ferrell movie.
Bill Hader plays [character] as the exact same Bill Hader character we’ve seen in every other Bill Hader movie.
This is fun!
“I think my penis threw up a little bit in my pants.”
so good sir
I agree with this review. The second half of the movie made me sorry I saw the movie.
I felt the music montage with the costumes was too “romantic comedy” for my taste. And how many more times will we have to see a person with an accent swear? The first time was funny… not the tenth.
If Kevin Smith had never made Clerks, would anyone care about his subsequent films? His work in my estimation has become progressively worse to such excess that in this one, even Seth Rogen isn’t funny. This one is not even worth renting the DVD with 8 people and splitting the cost.