At the 2008 Vegas Porn Convention (aka the Adult Entertainment Expo), the Abby Winters booth was a total freak show. If I remember correctly, it was smack dab between some extremely tan and oh-so-augmented Vivid girls and a ghoulish goth guy hanging from the ceiling on flesh hooks. The Winters booth was freaky ’cause it was, well, “nice.” The Abby Girls were wearing cute and sensible cotton bras and undies, and sitting around on some somehow-more-shocking-than-anything-I’d-seen-all-day green grasslike Astroturf. A couple of them seemed to be having a picnic. Some were making out with each other, between big toothy smiles, and some had chessboards set up and were playing games with excited fans.

What’s an “Abby Girl”? Well, she’s usually Australian and mostly au naturel… no silicone, no tanning, and very little makeup. That dorky and cute girl-next-door who reads books, rides her bike, and may or may not be a sometimes-lesbian. Abby Girls seem REAL, filling the void for those men who hate boob jobs and the lesbians who don’t buy faked lesbianism. Abby Girls live both at Abbywinters.com, a girl-girl amateur pay site, and on DVD. They all seem to be well-adjusted, happy, healthy (sometimes pubic-HAIRY) girlie-girls. Most photos and videos are shot in models’ own homes and, whenever possible, in natural light. The website boasts all-female shooting crews and, dammit, “No Fakery!”

I’ve seen a few of the DVDs (Girls Craving Girls, Girls Down Under, Girls Get It On), and I’d agree. Hot. Real. Candid.

But how candid is TOO candid? And how real is TOO real? Suddenly (brakes!) they’re hitting us with “strip yoga” and “all-nude step aerobics.” WHO-WHAT?! I mean, I’m sure everyone, at some point, has pictured a random person in their afternoon yoga class, suddenly in their birthday suit… but, crikey, do we really need 15-plus girls doing it, all at once, including the teacher? Is it even sexy anymore?

I think Abby Girls are hot, and yoga mats NOT. Maybe I’m wrong. Watch one of the trailers HERE. Hmm? recommended

Kelly O—formerly a Stranger staff photographer, music writer, Drunk of the Week columnist, and more!—finished art school and a soul-crushing internship at a corporate advertising agency in Detroit,...

21 replies on “Porn!”

  1. I’m a gay man and even I can get on board with this one. Sexy and natural.

  5. “Is it even sexy anymore?” HELL YES!!! Took 8 minutes to get the buffering done, for about 30 secs of video, totally worth it!

  7. All well and good, but these girls are about as ‘real’ lesbians as 2nd year Wellesley girls… in other words, they’re only dykes until they meet the right future-hedge-fund manager.

  8. I think the majority of men prefer these kinds of women however since we are well adjusted & ‘fit it’ it’s likely that few of us ever spend money on porn.

  9. And thank heavens for that, Louisa. I love my ‘real’ lesbian friends, but I do not–DO NOT–want to watch them doing nude yoga, nude aerobics, or nude anything else. I prefer my sex fantasies AW style.

  15. Thankyou Kelly O for this piece! A U.S. study was done recently on sexuality and it was found that hetero women find naked aerobics women sexy, sexier than nude handsome men in photo’s. This is good family fun, yes.

  16. Find the porn quite erotice because it’s different and doesn’t fit the typical mold. I agree that most of my friends who are well adjusted and “fit it” don’t spend their money on porn. However, it’s usually because their wives won’t allow it, so they must resort to internet searches for the free stuff via google or yahoo! (don’t forget to clear the history on your computer fellows)

  17. Is it sexy or not? Well, its not “porn”, by my definition.
    I’d say its sexy without being sexual. And actually, thats nice in its own way – it let me focus on the natural beauty of the female form and the grace with which it moves.
    So, more “art” than “porn” imho.
    Though the music makes it sadism.

  19. I actually think this is incredibly hot. If they were doing the usual stripper routine, or any of that typical fake porn shit, I would be bored. Real looking women doing stuff real women do, in the buff, I’m all about it.

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