After playing with Jimi’s penis for AT LEAST AN HOUR at
the Seattle Erotic Art Festival—an actual and authentic Cynthia
Plaster Caster edition of Jimi Hendrix’s penis—I got to wondering
about the hotly debated, potentially memory-desecrating sex tape that came out almost exactly one year
ago. Cynthia, along with the world’s other most-famous-est rock
groupie, Pamela Des Barres, contributed commentary to a 45-minute
“sexumentary,” plainly titled Jimi Hendrix: The Sex Tape.

“No doubt about it,” states Cynthia. “That’s Jimi Hendrix’s dick,
and I should know.” Pamela goes on to say, “Hendrix liked to be filmed
having sex. He’s the ultimate adult-film movie star. I understand why
everyone wanted to sleep with the guy. He played like an
all-encompassing rock orgasm. He reeked of sex.” WATCH THE TRAILER.

Many, of course, disputed the validity of the mere 11 minutes of 8
mm footage, which has no sound and shows an Afroed black man, wearing
only some ’70s-pimp-ish rings and a bandanna, having a threesome with
two skinny white chicks in a dimly lit room. Dude looks wasted. Or
maybe already dead. His full face is only on screen for a couple of
seconds.

Seattle-based firm Experience Hendrix, which controls the rights to
the star’s music and likeness, stated in a press release: “We strongly
dispute the claimed authenticity of the tape. We view the release as
nothing more than a callous attempt to trade on the image and
reputation of a deceased artist who is unable to defend himself against
such an outrageous and baseless assertion.”

To which Vivid Entertainment head honcho Steven Hirsch replied, “The press
release from Experience Hendrix is not in any way a refutation of the
authenticity of Jimi Hendrix: The Sex Tape. Vivid took considerable
time and spent a substantial sum of money to authenticate the footage,
and we are very comfortable that this is the real thing.”

Whatever. He said, she said.

But this is old news. It’s now a year and several million viewings
later, and still no one can prove “real” or “fake.” I just
watched it again, for the umpteenth time, and I still can’t decide. I want to believe it’s real. The world seems like a better place if Jimi really did have a monster cock and once, years ago, for better or worse, let someone film a rock and roll threesome in some trashy post-concert hotel room.

But we’ll never know, will we?

Maybe it’s time to head out to Greenwood Memorial with a Ouija board
and settle this thing once and for all. recommended

Watch it at Vivid.com, or buy a super-saver copy here.

Kelly O—formerly a Stranger staff photographer, music writer, Drunk of the Week columnist, and more!—finished art school and a soul-crushing internship at a corporate advertising agency in Detroit,...

11 replies on “Porn!”

  5. Hendrix fans and historians around the world have debunked this phony tape again and again. Jimi’s own brother instantly recognized it as NOT being Jimi. The scam even included using Jimi’s former roadie for “Authentication” while failing to mention he was a long time member of the porn industry!
    He and Debarge sold out for cash and Cynthia has had so many cox in her mouth one wonders how she would be able to tell one from the other 30yrs later. Every phase of Jimi’s career has been documented and photographed and he never wore (or ever would) anything remotely resembling the cracker jack box rings on the hand of the man in that film. Hair, chin,
    everything is wrong, just one of thousands of black guys
    dressed like Jimi in the late 60’s early 70’s. The film had been on Ebay years before and didn’t sell. Total scam.

  6. Are you sure blownbythewind? This is the first I have heard of the tape and I am both a roadie and a porn star.

    Also I don’t think Cynthia had THAT many cocks in her mouth, she is fairly selective on who she casts and she always had a ‘plater’ there to fellate said rock stars. From what I read Cynthia had to sit there and pick out Jimi’s pubes one by one because the alignate gobbled them up thus putting her inches from Jimi’s Jimmy.

    If anyone sold out it was El Debarge when he did Who’s Holding Donna Now and Rhythm of the Night. I did not knwo he worked with Hendrix.

    It’s Jimi.

  7. Are you sure blownbythewind? This is the first I have heard of the tape and I am both a roadie and a porn star.

    Also I don’t think Cynthia had THAT many cocks in her mouth, she is fairly selective on who she casts and she always had a ‘plater’ there to fellate said rock stars. From what I read Cynthia had to sit there and pick out Jimi’s pubes one by one because the alignate gobbled them up thus putting her inches from Jimi’s Jimmy. I think she would recognize his schwanz.

    If anyone sold out it was El Debarge when he did Who’s Holding Donna Now and Rhythm of the Night. I did not knwo he worked with Hendrix.

    Jeez did you see the cracker jack rings on Kelly O’s fingers above in that picture. I think she is a fake.

  8. Regardless of whether or not the ‘film’ is real or not the fact remains that Jimi was a super hero. The man oozed of sex in his music and in his personal life.

    What we know is he was an amazing guitarist, singer, and songwriter. One could then preclude he was an amazing lay. This video shows Jimi laying motionless. That is not an amazing lay.

    If there was only a way to determine his prowess. If there was only a way….

  9. I’ve studied thousands of photos of Jimi, hundreds or hours of film,know many of Jimi’s closest family and friends, when the EXP bought 8mm camera’s, when Jimi’s was stolen, every hair do of every era, clothes , rings, etc., look at the picture on the DVD cover above and the still from the film, look like the same guy to you? Yes, I’m sure, as are a plethora of Jimi’s friends, family,biographers, historians, etc., it’s not Jimi although it is extremely likely that Jimi filmed his own escapades at some point. Sadly,Jimi’s 8mm collection was left at the apartment he shared with Kathy Etchingham where they molded, fell apart, and were thrown out. One remains in the hands of a friend in Whales which shows the plane ride to Dublin in ’67, sorry, no cox and I don’t mean Billy.Kathy *lived* with Jimi on and off for years and instantly recognized it as NOT being him. Non of these people have anything to gain by debunking this phony DVD. Cyn met him once, Pam stated in her own book she didn’t sleep with him, both got paid thousands, if you can’t figure it out, you must be a friend of Hirsch. I would very much value your opinion and expertise on porn or being a roadie if so needed but in regards to Jimi, I’ll go with the experts, not the paid off groupies.

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