Porn

I haven’t written a hate letter since the one I sent to Mr. Rogers
when I was 12. I told him he was a “fake.” I can’t remember why,
exactly, I did this—but I got in big trouble when Fred himself
wrote back to tell me he was sorry and Mom found the letter and called
me a “mean little girl.” I felt bad. I try not to hate. You know what,
though? I call bullshit on Tila Tequila. Have you seen her show on MTV?
A Shot at Love? Her “bisexual-themed” reality dating show where
16 straight men and 16 lesbians compete for her affections? What a
crock of shit. It’s technically not porn, but you know straight boys
everywhere are beating off to it every Tuesday. I don’t think Tila is
even bisexual. I think she’s a MySexual—the fakest of all the
fakers on MySpace, the most vapid and narcissistic website in the
world. Isn’t it transparent that she’s the most shameless gay-for-pay
person ever plopped before a camera? I’m all for people using the
internet to promote themselves—and to land cable TV
shows—but let’s try not to be such big fat liars. Tila gives
bisexuality (and hard-working professionals like Jenna Jameson and
Peter North) a bad name.