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Crikey. Lookit Vince Neil. He looks like he’s done been rode hard and put away wet. I remember my best friend in high school, she had the Shout at the Devil Mötley Crüe poster above her bed. I would just sit and stare and stare and STARE at it. Vince had hair just like mine: big and bleachy, mall bangs, Aqua Net. He was also wearing lipstick, eyeliner, and big gay pleather pants—with studs. Mmm-mmm! What I would have given to rub some butter-flavored Crisco on those trousers and just slide around…
By the inimitable Kelly O. Read the whole thing HERE.
