Maybe everyone in the history of the internet has already seen this, but if not, you should: A teaser clip for Portlandia, the IFC comedy series created by and starring SNL‘s Fred Armisen and Sleater-Kinney’s Carrie Brownstein.

Is there anything Carrie Brownstein can’t do? It’s like, after conquering the world with Sleater-Kinney, Brownstein asked herself, “What’s the last thing people would expect the guitarist of a feminist punk band to do?”, rightly answered “Sketch comedy!”, then set about making it happen. I love her.

David Schmader—former weed columnist and Stranger associate editor—is the author of the solo plays Straight and Letter to Axl, which he’s performed in Seattle and across the US. His latest...

17 replies on ““Portland Is Where Young People Go to Retire””

  1. Fuck I love Portland. I feel bad for other places in the country that don’t have the same access to our area’s two large, progressive (and… laid back, unpretentious, um, intentionally unfashionable) cities.

  2. ” two large, progressive (and… laid back, unpretentious, um, intentionally
    unfashionable) cities.”

    ……and damn if they ain’t the whitest cities in  America too!

  3. What a great way to put it: ‘Portland is where young people go to retire.’ it’s SO true. Too bad it’s mostly because most of these, “young people” lack drive, ambition, assets, and gravitate to the reputation it has earned as, “POTland.” don’t get me wrong,overall It’s a fun progressive little city but If I lived there, I’d get annoyed with paying through the nose for income and real estate tax – so this group of young, “retirees” can mooch from couch to couch -never paying sales tax – sitting back and get baked all day. Seattle is WAY better.

  4. What about all the other things that Portland is known for?

    community gardens
    lesbians
    organic food co ops
    lesbians
    political activism
    lesbians…

  5. I love Portland, and this song sounds like a Logan Lynn track so bonus.

    In my calendar, I have a list of people in other cities that keep asking me to visit and a tally of how many times they mention it so I know when to apologize or force myself to visit — Portland has the most tallies by far.

  6. It’s kind of ironic because portland actually has a huge problem with homeless kids. I mean, they’re not working, but I wouldn’t call them retired either…

  7. @13: Word. That’s what we count on him for.

    @16: Portland is just 1960s San Francisco all over again, just as Seattle was for Generation X. A nice way of putting this might be Baby Boom : San Francisco :: Generation X : Seattle :: Millenials : Portland. History is repeating itself once more…

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