This is so humiliating.
Lindy West was born an unremarkable female baby in Seattle, Washington. The former Stranger writer covered movies, movie stars, exclamation points, lady stuff, large frightening fish, and much, much more.... More by Lindy West
I’d tap that!
Oooh I wanna fog up those spectacles darling!
why can’t we — in this modern world– simply pre-order our 3-D goggles to our corrective lens prescriptions?
That’s hot.
Sorry, Cato – manatees are a protected species.
@Bettlecat
For just a few dollars you can order a pair of 3D lenses that clip on to your prescription lenses. They work with all the RealD screens. Imax 3D is a different (and inferior) system that isn’t compatible.
@5 – what a dick! Lindy, you look great in those.
5280 – Unfuckingbelievable, dude.
a. You are Helen Keller’s teacher.
b. You are a Steampunk goddess.
Agreed, 5280. Damn harsh.
..there have got to be better 3-D glasses, eventually.
@5: Alas, needle-dicked pinheads are a thriving species.
Oh, absolutely, @11. In fact, we’re the dominant species on the planet.
Because you normally look so hot as Roy Orbison at other 3D movies?
I would like to see some proper 3d specs that fit over my prescription glasses.
Did you get some 3d transformers face masks glasses?
I honestly had to check the comments to find out what you were referring to. I just thought you had kooky taste in glasses.
@12, please send Lindy a current photo of yourself, which she can post on Slog, so that we can all comment. I’m sure we’d all have nothing but nice things to say.
@5 – You sound ugly.
The shot of the theater full of people wearing those would have been funny 🙂