Okay, fine, so maybe I’m a weeeeee bit late jumping on the superhero bandwagon. BUT! The way I see it, it’s gonna take the public another year to hate superheroes as much as they despise CNN’s Ebola coverage. And before then? I CAN MAKE BUCKETS OF MOO-LAH-LAH, BABY, YAAAAAAAAAHHH$$$$$$$$$!!!!
As you may have heard, Marvel Studios has superhero movies booked for the next several decades (including flicks starring Black Panther and Captain Marvel). Meanwhile on TV, DC is flooding the market with Gotham, Arrow, The Flash, and the recently debuted Constantine (NBC, Fridays, 10 pm). Likewise, Marvel is hammering the airwaves with Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., as well as the upcoming Agent Carter and Daredevil (on Netflix), while currently developing shows based on Luke Cage, Jessica Jones, Iron Fist, and The Defenders. DEAR GOD. Before you know it, Shonda Rhimes is going to put the entire Grey’s Anatomy cast in spandex and capes, and that’s when America will blow their freaking brains out…

