The film critic at the San Francisco Chronicle, Mick LaSalle, got it right: The Concert is a “pure fairy tale.” It opens with a man conducting musicians with the elegant movements of his handsโ€”the air, the hands moving through the air, the music filling the air of the concert space. All of a sudden, a cell phone erupts, the great music stops and is replaced by a silly ringtone, and we learn that the hands were not of a conductor but of a lowly janitor, standing alone in the balcony. The janitor then turns out to be a man with an amazing pastโ€”during the cold war years of Brezhnev, he fell from grace because he refused to fire the Jews in his orchestra. This is his story. What happens next?

One day, while cleaning the big man’s office, the fallen conductor chances to catch a fax sent by the Thรฉรขtre du Chรขtelet. The fax invites him and his original orchestra to perform for the richest frogs. There the movie has its motiveโ€”now the movie needs desire. That desire comes in the splendid form of Anne-Marie Jacquet (Mรฉlanie Laurentโ€”Paris, Inglourious Basterds). She is a world-famous violinist, and the janitor hires her (his desire) to play a concerto by Tchaikovsky. That is all the plot you need to know. Let’s spend the rest of the review contemplating Mรฉlanie Laurent. She is not striking like Bรฉatrice Dalle, or obviously erotic like Virginie Ledoyen, or downright voluptuous like Ludivine Sagnierโ€”hers is a very basic, very plain, yet very direct beauty. Her eyes, her lips, her cheekbonesโ€”none of this offers a surprise, a mystery, an aura. Her beauty hits you immediately and completely. This is Mรฉlanie Laurent, the star of this big and often wacky but never bad film. recommended

Charles Mudede—who writes about film, books, music, and his life in Rhodesia, Zimbabwe, the USA, and the UK for The Stranger—was born near a steel plant in Kwe Kwe, Zimbabwe. He has no memory...