Here’s a deleted scene from the hilarious Bridesmaids featuring Kristen Wiig and her jewelry store argument with a 16-year-old customer (Mia Rose Frampton). The main difference between this and the film version? It goes on for TEN MINUTES—ten gut busting minutes of the funniest snipey girl fight you’ll ever witness. Choice topics: blackheads, Iraq, saggy boobs, vaginas, wet eggs, “woman science,” ugliness, “Kids Jeopardy,” and JESUS! IT DOESN’T STOP!! (Thank god.)
The Longest (And Funniest) Argument Ever
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That was amazingly full of not funny.
@1 Indeed. One of the weakest scenes in a wonderful funny film made worse by being that long.
1: Yeah it wasn’t really all that funny. I smirked a couple of times, had a dry chuckle or two. But definitely not gut-busting hilarious. It’s also very artificial, and doesn’t have the heat of a real argument or put-down match.
Also, the shot/reverse shot in it gets old real fast.
This scene tells me I did not miss much by not seeing this movie
The movie itself was only funny when the guy was onscreen. This is just painful.
When was the funny supposed to happen?
Hell, I had fifteen minutes of better insults than that ready after only thrity seconds of their lame efforts.
That was terrible. Jesus.
The only reason that movie was funny at all was the fat lady who looked like Rickey Gervais and was slapping cold cuts on that air marshals nipples.
Christ, I am so sick of these office style wisper/uncomfortable silence gags.
Ahem, I thought the “you’re fired…” part was funny.
You can see why they edited this scene down to a minute and a half.
Who’s the actress playing opposite Kristin Wiig? I thought she did well, considered the painful dialogue.
Bridesmaids was the funniest movie I’ve seen in years. Megan’s outtakes are better than this, though.
@12: If you read the post you’ll learn that her name is Mia Rose Frampton.
I loved it!
Loved it, loved the movie.
@14, thank you, and Wiki tells me her dad is indeed Peter Frampton.
Great! An extended version of the most unfunny scene in the whole movie.
I really thought this was one of the weakest scenes in the movie. The main character is generally likable, but her surliness and self pity made her seem unsavory at times. This was just the height of those annoying aspects of her personality. Still, it was a pretty good film.
I for one laughed out loud.
@17, is there ANYONE in Hollywood anymore who’s not the son or daughter of someone else in Hollywood?
Honestly I could listen to them go back and forth all day. I’m lifting new insults from this one.
Go back to Portland, and take your cum-stained Justin Bieber posters with you.