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Lindy West was born an unremarkable female baby in Seattle, Washington. The former Stranger writer covered movies, movie stars, exclamation points, lady stuff, large frightening fish, and much, much more.... More by Lindy West
The Most Boring Thing I Have Ever Received in the Mail
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hey! he’s an auteur!
Put all four in the microwave to make your own fireworks! I did it with all five of the DVDs that came for free with my first DVD player like a billion years ago. Stepmom, Lost in Space, Lethal Weapon 4…like, who would even want those?
How can you say that about Apollo 13?! You go and wash your mouth out with soap, young lady.
How can you say that about Apollo 13?! You go and wash your mouth out with soap, young lady.
He really should’ve included Cotton Candy in that set.
Ron Howard movies cause me to grow a beard and wear lederhosen, too.
Can I have it? I don’t think I’ve seen a Ron Howard movie since Grand Theft Auto. (I also have an appreciation for “Cotton Candy” starring Charlie Martin Smith and Clint Howard!)
Did anyone else think, for just a tiny split second, that that was the old man’s dick hanging out of his shorts?
1. I cracked up at this more than once.
2. Yes, I thought that Mr. Van Winkle’s dick was hanging out of his shorts for a split second. What the hell is that crazy extra fabric?!