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I look at this and I feel nothing.
via io9:
Found on ETSY, this hand made toy is a mere $100. Will the marvels that Human Centipede has inspired ever cease to amaze?
Oh wait, I do feel one thing. Who the fuck buys their cat a $100 cat toy? I would say “Donald Trump” or something, but Trump didn’t get rich by GRINDING UP HIS MONEY AND TURNING IT INTO CAT FECES.
Lindy West was born an unremarkable female baby in Seattle, Washington. The former Stranger writer covered movies, movie stars, exclamation points, lady stuff, large frightening fish, and much, much more.... More by Lindy West
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Me to– wait, no. I still feel sick.
That deserves to be hung on a wall, not chewed on by a cat.
There should be a cat between each human.
HAhahAHaha! YES, Vince. Oh my god.
The hell with cats; one of them should be Lindy.
I’m actually surprised at the amount of Human Centipede paraphernalia you keep running across, Lindy. I mean, really. I watched the movie and though the premise was good, the movie itself was so-so. Or rather, a disappointment. Maybe it was just me, but I had hoped for much more gore and horror.
So, what’s next for the Human Centipede marketing? Possibly a Human Centipede Blow up sex doll? And if this cat toy cost $100 clams, I can only imagine what the doll will cost. Only Trump could afford one, then.
Human Centipede Real Doll!
I was never much disturbed by it. I watched the trailer and thought, “Huh. How extreme.” and moved right along. Why do people get so worked up about it? It’s just a movie and it’s a fact of life that the human mind’s depths are home to sick things.