Do you like sexual and slightly French man-groans? Do you like playing football in a very small room with a leering man-child? Do you like the line “I gotta go see Michelle in a little bit, to make out with her”? Have you either not seen The Room yet or seen it a million times? Then get thee to the Egyptian. Ambiguously foreign person/auteur/aforementioned groaner Tommy Wiseau will be in Seattle this weekend, appearing at the screenings of his bizarre, beloved vanity project. The Room deserves to be seen drunk with a throng of like-minded trash lovers, and the opportunity to gaze upon Wiseau’s actual face should not be missed. (Central Cinema is offering a personal meet and greet beforehand for $60. See www.central-cinema.com for details.) (Egyptian, 805 E Pine St, 781-5755. Midnight, $15.)
Lindy West was born an unremarkable female baby in Seattle, Washington. The former Stranger writer covered movies, movie stars, exclamation points, lady stuff, large frightening fish, and much, much more.... More by Lindy West
Last night Tommy signed one of my boobs and Mark signed the other one. The funniest part is, Tommy DATED HIS SIGNATURE. ON MY BOOB.
Yeah, I wouldn’t go see this piece of trash if you paid me. Wiseau threatened a critic with a lawsuit, just for giving it a negative review. Fortunately, while he took the review off his site, it had already escaped to Youtube.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocFumueZq…