During an episode of this, I saw this commercial:

I imagine there’s something substantive to be said about the collision of Exhibit A: The Show and Exhibit B: The Commercial illuminating blabitty blah about drag and the culture at large, but all I can think about is how the ad is Charles Mudede’s worst nightmare. A pregnant woman, with a wang, slathered in cheap melted cheese? That’s what Charles finds behind the door of Room 101.

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14 replies on “The State of Drag 2009”

  1. I agree with the other guy. That’s an awful lot of work to go to just to smuggle nachos into an already nacho-rich environment.

  2. A plexi-bowl with shelves in it that straps to your body would cost a fucking fortune compared to $6 nachos at the “game.” And maternity wear isnt cheap either! Fucking idiots.

  3. A pregnant woman, with a wang, slathered in cheap melted cheese? That’s what Charles finds behind the door of Room 101.

    Fuh. King. Awe. Some.

  4. I just want to be the first to point out that it makes little economic sense to spend so much simply to avoid paying $6 for nachos in the stadium. Stop insulting our intelligence, Taco Bell, we are not innumerate.

  5. ST:E, “Two Days and Two Nights”

    Trip (dressed as leisure suit larry) and Malcolm go to a pickup bar during shore leave and make a lot of “dude looks like a lady” jokes about alien chics. End up getting rolled by two beautiful “hookers” who ended up being shapeshifting thugs (and dudes).

    Overall, not a good episode for male members of Enterprise as Archer gets bewitched by a hot blonde who really wanted “the information” and looked like she’d rather be coug’in anyway.

    Hoshi, however, proved that if she really, really wants to…a hot chic can get laid without much effort.

  6. @6, minderbender:

    Why does it not make any economic sense? After the initial outlay of capital, the contraption would pay off over time. A little pain upfront over larger gains later. If only Americans new about the concept of patience we would not be in this fucking nightmare.

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