Hosted by Dan Savage, this annual Stranger event offers a way
for the brokenhearted to finally find closure—or at least
exact revenge in front of a crowd of drunks. Past nights have seen
blowtorched love letters, chopped houseplants, melted jewelry, and
pissed-on photos of former lovers, among other things. Still smarting
from being dumped? Looking for a way to dispose of a memento from a
past relationship guilt-free? Bring it down to Neumo’s and have
Savage do the deed for you in front of cheering others.
(Neumo’s, 925 E Pike St, 709-9467. 8 pm, free, 21+).