Have you ever wanted to see a celebrity crushed to death? Well, head down to the Seattle Police Department’s West Precinct—at 8th and Virginia—at 2:00 p.m. today and you might just get your chance.
The cast and crew of The Details will be on hand, filming a scene in which, according to an officer at the precinct, “they’re dropping a piano on Tobey Maguire or something.”
More likely than not, Maguire will walk away unscathed. But there’s always that chance that something goes horribly wrong in a hilarious Looney Tunes kind of way.
Because death is so Looney Tunes!!
And that’s all folks!!!!
i don’t wish him dead just incapable of talking so I never have to hear that scratchy, warbling voice ever again…
also, he was shitty and condescending when he was on Jon Stewart and he’s a douchebag.
I want a job where I can casually use the sentence “they’re dropping a piano on Tobey Maguire or something.”
Spoilers!
I just walked down to check it out, pretty easy to get up close and see what’s going on. They did have a large crane and a piano ready to be hoisted, but it looked like it was going to be awhile. Tobey seems to be aging a bit, unless he was supposed to look that way.