Collide-O-Scope is the freaky-found-footage extravaganza that happens monthly at Re-bar, and tonight’s edition features nothing but stuff found on game shows.

Doors at 7 pm, show at 8 pm, 21 and up with ID. (Will we see the actual, legendary “I’d have to say up the butt, Bob”???)

David Schmader—former weed columnist and Stranger associate editor—is the author of the solo plays Straight and Letter to Axl, which he’s performed in Seattle and across the US. His latest...