
This just in from Hot Tipper Brittany:
My daughter Vivian is going be on Jeopardy tonite. She’s going into 8th grade at Washington Middle School in the fall, and we live in West Seattle. She’s pretty much cooler than all of us combined.
That’s Vivan up there holding Alex Trebek’s hand, and here’s a close up. Give ’em hell, Vivian!

I’m confused. I don’t think Brittany is the one holding Alex’s hand.
Yes, sorry, fixed.
I’ll take “The Rapists” for 200!
“Anal bum cover” for the daily double?
so cool! now that my dream of competing in a spelling bee has come to fruition i just need to be called in for jeopardy and prove my nerdiness once and for all
I love Alex Trebek, but I feel like he’s holding those kids’ hands extra tight. “You won’t get away from me! To my dressing room!”
A leather glove!
A toilet!
God damn, I thought that was Glenn Beck at first. Regrow your mustache!
“The Penis Mightier” for $200.