You know when you’re looking for a clip from the movie White Chicks to illustrate a post about how obviously criminal a White Chicks sequel is, and then what you find is this:

And then you’re all laughing over your morning yogurt like a complete White Chicks fan? (Because of the part where he walks a thousand miles?) And you don’t even know yourself anymore? Something’s gone wrong today. Thanks for the identity crisis, Keenen Ivory.

Lindy West was born an unremarkable female baby in Seattle, Washington. The former Stranger writer covered movies, movie stars, exclamation points, lady stuff, large frightening fish, and much, much more....

11 replies on “What Have I Become?”

  1. Such a beautiful clip. That guy is having the time of his life, just sittin’ in a car with a favorite song.

    It’s probably pretty easy to let a gem of humanity slip through the White Chicks shitfest. But still, the juxtaposition does make one’s brain spin.

  2. CUNT LINDY WEST FANZ I WILL INSNUFFLATE YO BIZNESS AND THEN ERADICATE IT.

    LINDY OBVIOUSLY IDENTIFIES WITH THE WHITE GIRL… LIKE:

    “NEED 2 HAV TINI DAWG”

    “OMG BLAX R SCARY JK LOL”

    “SMILE AWKWARD IZ NEW BE KEWL”

    “SRSLY. BLAX FREAK ME OUT. BUT IM NUT RASCIST.”

    UUUUUU FUCKING FUCK RARG.

  3. @2 Loveschild. Please don’t take the name of the Lord thy God in vain by using it in internet acronyms, for the Lord will not hold you guiltless that taketh his name in vain.

  4. I’m with #3. It’s bad, not even good enough to really be offensive, but I laughed. Or at least I kept staring at it. Also, almost everything that comes out of Terry Crews’ mouth is great (see also: President Camacho).

  5. Remember when “1000 miles” was playing EVERYWHERE on EVERYTHING by EVERYONE but as annoying as it was, you still had a little glimmer of happiness at the bottom of your small, black heart? That’s why I find this clip hilarious.

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