Are your feet KILLING you? Well, they’re killing me, because of their STINK. Finally there’s a product that can solve both of our problems. It’s the FOOT BRUSH. Simply squirt some suspicious goo onto the brush, and rub the stink right off your feet. Plus your footsies will be so invigorated, you’ll feel like dancing all night in the co-op’s rec room. THANK YOU, FOOT BRUSH!!

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8 replies on “Why Has This Woman Never Heard of the Foot Brush?!”

  1. Wm ™— why are you mocking a foot brush?

    What’s next? I bet you can find something OUTRAGEOUS about dental floss if you keep up your research…..

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  2. Here’s how to solve your problem without a problematic goo (?) and special accessaries:

    Take a bath/shower and wash feet while doing so.

    If feet still stink, there may be a fungus problem: there’s over the counter stuff, and if that doesn’t work, see a doctor.

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