Wm.™ Steven Humphrey expounds on American Idol and Justin Bieber!
Idol‘s season 10 changes include an almost entirely new judges table, featuring Jennifer “Look at my booty so you’ll forget my almost nonexistent music career” Lopez, Aerosmith’s Steven “Does my face look like it’s being suspended from the ceiling by 1,000 fish hooks?” Tyler, and (HEAVY SIGH) the extremely unwelcome return of Randy “What was I doing on this show in the first place?” Jackson.
Read the whole thing here.

I stopped reading when I got to the part about the Fluevog. I’m sorry, sir, but it is a mathematical impossibility that you are both a Fluevog wearer AND a Bieber fan, and we know you have the shoes, so I think it’s time to fess up.
Ended up watching coverage of this on E! in HD and I was saying to myself:
“It’s official, they’ve jumped the shark.”