You know how nearly every night, you sit in your apartment, drinking and wishing you could see Anderson Cooper shirtless? Or go spray tanning with Snooki? Well, don’t choke, but below is a video of what is, as far as I can tell, actual Snooki and actual Anderson Cooper going spray tanning. At the end, he pulls his waistband down a little to check his tan line. I am not joking! Eternal thanks go to Slog Tipper Seija. Get ready…
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WHYYYYYYYYYY is he talking to that dumb girl?
Well, though I think Anderson shouldn’t be hanging out with a regular member of the ridiculist, I can forgive it because he has gifted us with a peek at his un-fucking-believable body. Thanks Anna!
I could tell he had nice arms, but good god damn. This man needs to be naked, like, all the time.
Saw this on dlisted… Michael K’s comments are not to be missed!
@3 – No shit!
@4, dlisted is fabulous. I loved his publishing someone’s speculation that AC was plotting to casually drop his longtime boyfriendedness into one of the first of his daytime talk show episodes, to finally dip a toe into being publicly out.
Wow is she an annoying waste of air.
What is that orange thing with the boobs? Is that an actual living Oompa-Loompa?