Descripti n: A low-key Chinese eatery and bar in Lake City.
Back lounge decor: Old-timey celebrity photos affixed directly to the wood walls via staples, tape, and tacks, perpetuating a charming rec-room effect.
Seven seas trivia: In ancient times—when bullshitters roamed unabated—the "seven seas" referred to specific bodies of water that were said to contain ruby-infested islands and towering sea serpents.
Items commonly mistaken for modern-day sea serpents: Gnarled masses of seaweed, oarfish (creepy eel-like creatures that can grow to 30 feet in length!), globsters (huge, alienlike blobs of decomposing whale meat—for real).
Happy hours: Daily 11 am–6 pm.
Happy-hour drink specials: 50 cents off well drinks.
Happy-hour food specials: None, but the menu is stocked with such budget-friendly appetizers as $2.75 spring rolls and $3.50 onion pancakes.