Slog tipper Adam writes apropos of this story of the intersection of a frozen turkey and a carjacking: “There’s a reason that Thanksgiving is a favorite time of year of mine.”

Photo of (apparently) a turkey by Dalmatica from The Stranger‘s flickr pool.

Apparently, yes. That’s an Ocellated Turkey, found in the Yucatan and parts of Guatemala.
Being an ex-patriated Tarheel, I have to say, God I love my people.