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You’ve never heard of Muscle Milk? It’s a pretty well known brand.
So “gay sex slang” equals “gross euphemism?” Stay klassy…and topical.
Your post is borderline homophobic. Or at least showing yourself to be a clueless, classless unsophisticated straight guy. I expect to hear that sort of thing at a sports bar in Kent. I expect better from the Stranger.
Fuck’s sake, lighten up, homos.
Yeah, I must be about 13 years old, because it always makes me laugh a little bit.
(I’m not sure how this is homophobic, though?)
It’s a horrible hideous advertising name.
Fermented horse milk is called “kumis”: http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/lo…
Eleven-year-old boys, you have my permission to snicker.
Honestly, I’d rather just drink an odwalla protein drink if I’m gonna do something like this for like $4 a bottle. Tastes better, too.
Because you are Buju Banton if you don’t think eating semen is fun.
Lighten up as he explores his new world, my fellow Marys. Goldy, the Muscle Milk/personal training combo is becoming iconic for the first generation of us post-plaguers to reach middle age. These things go together like Green Lake and double-wide baby joggers. It’s no wonder this truck appears to be offloading outside your Editorial Director’s office.
Slog is the only place I can read comments like “Goldy’s use of the word ‘wussie’ offends me” and “Hey there, cocksuckers!” on the same day. You guys are gonna give Goldy whiplash…have a little pity on us clueless straight dweebs, kay?
gus…..timestamp 12:24 pm. That is all.
Harmony, Canuck. Sweet harmony.
Oh, also, danindowntown, there are plenty of examples of straight sex slang that equals “gross euphemism,” starting with the humbling queef.
@15, woohoo, baby!
http://www.hardbody.com/news/2010/01/21/…
Muscle Milk protein drink is very good with Cock Soup
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1269/7000…
@ 14 Are you trying to highlight the misogyny in your humor?
(Canuck, if you don’t I will…)
More than anything this post is tone deaf. Especially in light of the posting Savage recently put up about Mike Huckabee and how he is grossed out by gay sex.
So we don’t like protein drinks. Gimme a second, let me write this down… Don’t…. like…. okay, got it.
Okay, I’ve got a space here for “Reason,” what am I putting in there, guys? “Self-improvement is stupid?” “Anything with a marketing department is bad?” “People we think are dumb are doing a thing so that thing must be dumb?”
THIS POST IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME, D’YOU HEAR?
P.S. Canuck earns today’s Slog award for “Canadian Women Accused of Misogynistic Humor”. Canadian Nurse, if you want tomorrow’s trophy you’ll have to login early…
Can’t we all just get along?
I am tired of this post (which ISN’T good enough).
I am hoping Mr. Kiley posts another screed about a cherished Seattle landmark, now that’s good content.
According to Consumer Reports, Muscle Milk has an unacceptably high level of HEAVY METALS!
Sheesh, great time to run into the city for take-away Thai food…thank you, gus, for stepping into the breach, and defending my right to vaginally inspired misogyny. Danindowntown, I OWN my opinion on barking vulvas, I have a goddess given right to put the queef right up there with santorum as an unwelcome bedmate. Yo.