Yes, the burgers are great. But, also, have you considered TINY WIENERS WITH FANCY SAUCE? Named after Matt Hickey?!
Little Hickeys! PEOPLE, DO YOU SEE WHAT THEY DID HERE?!
Also on the Unicorn’s Menu: Dick Jokes!
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Yes, the burgers are great. But, also, have you considered TINY WIENERS WITH FANCY SAUCE? Named after Matt Hickey?!
Little Hickeys! PEOPLE, DO YOU SEE WHAT THEY DID HERE?!
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Four bucks is cheap for six Li’l Smokies in a pool of Kraft French dressing.
That’s just cold.
Little hickeys that you pull with your tongue…
“have you considered TINY WIENERS WITH FANCY SAUCE”
Actually, yes.
Goddammitsomuch.
HA HA HA HA HA.
ha.
Well cheer up Matt, they could have called them “Hickey’s Little Dickey’s”!
I learned today not to order the Tar-Tars, which were a complete rip-off.
Seriously. Who needs a big cock when you have SIX LITTLE HICKEYS??!? Six! They are all perfect.
@8 FTW.
Way to rip off calamity janes….and steve snere’s iPhone all at once!! Woka woka woka!
Have you seen my baseball?