This was on the back of my fortune cookie fortune today:

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You can get involved here (just don’t hunt-and-peck with your chopsticks—it’s tacky!). The other side of my fortune said “your situation will change for the better,” which sounds about as likely as me “getting involved” with the Census (or anyone getting these chopsticks away from me unless its from my cold, dead hands)—unless it’s the Census that’s going to change my situation. Hmmmm.

11 replies on “Ancient Wisdom from the Far East”

  1. same with my fortune cookie today, from a restaurant in North Seattle

    kind of an innovative way to reach a perhaps-undercounted population if you ask me

  2. I filled mine out too. But what I’m more interested in is if there are really places out there with 12 peoiple living at the same address. Because that’s kinda scary.

  3. Last night we went to our neighborhood chinese restaurant and out of seven fortune cookies, found six different census messages. They were cute. And dorky.

  4. You know what would make me more likely to participate in the census? SENDING ME THE FUCKING FORM INSTEAD OF ALL THESE GODDAMN REMINDERS. Assholes.

  5. Seriously, I had major census blue-balls until the thing arrived in the mail today. Then it was over so quickly, and now I’m feeling vaguely empty.

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