Good call, Barneys at Pacific Place!
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bleh. he is my least favorite person in seattle. puke!
just another reason to hate food celebrities and their followers
I thought he died already and that was his death mask
You should have moved closer for your picture, it’s missing the hideous stubble details. Looks like thick 1″ spaghetti noodles.
It’s comforting that Barneys nor Ethan nor Ethan’s best customers give a fig what the likes of us may say.
I love it when he says OOONNNN—YOOOONNNE.
o.k. where do i get the panda fur ? don’t tease me like that !