Don't keep the Wicker Man waiting.

Good call, Barneys at Pacific Place!

Dont keep the Wicker Man waiting.

  • Don’t keep the Wicker Man waiting.

Lindy West was born an unremarkable female baby in Seattle, Washington. The former Stranger writer covered movies, movie stars, exclamation points, lady stuff, large frightening fish, and much, much more....

7 replies on “Because Nothing Puts Me in the Mood to Buy a $7,000 Panda Fur Cardigan Like a Grotesque Carnivale Mask of Noted Local Chef Ethan Stowell”

  1. You should have moved closer for your picture, it’s missing the hideous stubble details. Looks like thick 1″ spaghetti noodles.

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