HOLY WOW! Little kid Kelly would lose her mind if she saw these. Look what Cap’n Crunch did. ALL BERRIES! As the kid who used to secretly pick all the stupid oat pieces out of the box of Lucky Charms at night, in order to have a bowl of ALL MARSHMALLOWS in the morning, this is a game-changer. But would I eat these as an adult? Would you?

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Kelly O

Kelly O—formerly a Stranger staff photographer, music writer, Drunk of the Week columnist, and more!—finished art school and a soul-crushing internship at a corporate advertising agency in Detroit,...