So, you’re a 22-year-old who owns a coffee shop. Explain to me the
philosophy behind your hairless-mole-in-a-business-suit mascot.
That gentleman is an otter. He was drawn by my friend Anje Monte
Calvo. There is no correlation between the shop and the otter, but it’s
something I would wear on a shirt, so I thought, “Why not create a
completely unrelated logo?” Our real mascot is this friendly cat named
Goose who likes to wander in. You should write your story all about
Gooseโshe’s really ridiculously friendly. Maybe she’ll come in
right now. Heeere, Goose! [Makes kissing sounds.] I guess she can’t
hear me.
How do you own a coffee shop at age 22?
I opened this shop because it was the only thing I really wanted to do for the next two years of my life. I borrowed some
money and spent some money. I’ve been working as a barista for the past
five years. My parents are really proud. Most people don’t realize how
young I am.
The space in here is pretty minimalist. Do you plan on keeping it
this way? And how do you create a coffee-house environment where people
aren’t hunched over their computers like immovable stone gargoyles?
If you want to make it a social place, you can make certain areas
difficult for computer users. For example, it’s pretty impossible to do
work on a few of the tables in the front, so you’re forced to
socialize. You really can’t put a computer on those tables. I’m
thinking of leaving the rest of the place pretty minimalist so people
can stretch out, get comfortable, and get to know each other.

Lies! I finished my SCCC degree. It’s posted on my refrigerator!
Lies! I got my AA at Seattle Central. It’s posted on my refrigerator. The wedding’s off, Stephen.