What’s the difference between drinking this delicious cup of cocoa
and putting a bar of Hershey’s in my mouth and sticking my head in the
oven?
The difference is that our chocolate is made with over 60 percent
cocoa, and a Hershey’s bar has only 2 percent cocoa. That and you don’t
die when you drink our hot chocolate.
Approximately how much chocolate do you consume daily?
I usually have at least a truffle a day. Sometimes more if I smoke
on the job or if I’m feeling hormonal.
Have you witnessed any chocolate-themed first dates?
Yes! We see so many first dates here. It’s awkward to watch because
people are often unaware of how much chocolate gets on their noses and
mouths after drinking our cocoa and eating our truffles. If they’re a
little tipsy, we’ll see them sitting on each other’s laps and making
out with chocolate on their faces and it’s like—really? In
Greenwood? With brown on your face? Okay.
Do any children escape their tutoring sessions at 826 Seattle and
run over here or are they more of the Skittles and M&M’s bunch?
We actually get a lot of 826ers. But they usually come after their
tutoring sessions.
I was admiring the shiny roses next to me when I realized their
shiny metallic shells hide chocolate surprises! Has anyone ever bought
you a chocolate rose?
No. But a man once bought me a fabric one from am/pm.
That’s like receiving a refrigerator from Shoe Pavilion.