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A gentleman named Ken called with a tip about a new place in Pioneer Square called the Berliner. The Berliner serves doner kebab, the Turkish version of a gyro or shwarma, which, when well-made, is a mighty good sandwich. From Ken’s voicemail:
It’s fabulous food. I think it would be well worth your while to go there and taste it. It’s called the Berliner. I just wanted to give you a heads up. I’m not connected to the restaurant at all—I’m a psychoanalyst who happens to really enjoy eating there, and I want it to succeed.
I took Ken’s advice, and Ken is correct. The sandwiches—chicken or lamb—come in the customary pita bread, or stuffed into a Grand Central ciabatta roll, or as wraps; they’re messy and spicy and great, with variations like the Fiery Kreutzberg Doner (chili sauce, banana peppers, more) available for the adventurous.
Local guy Victor Twu became such a fan of the doner kebab served on the street in Berlin that he opened the Berliner a few weeks ago in a space that used to be a Quizno’s. It’s order-at-the-counter, with tables to sit at, high ceilings, and some nice old Pioneer Square exposed brick. Lines at lunch are long but move fast. Find the Berliner kitty-corner from where Elliott Bay Book Company used to be. All lunch besides a lamb Berliner doner on pita now seems unsatisfactory. Sigh.
“where Elliott Bay Book Company used to be”
So sad 🙁
Ugh. I absolutely inhale these things when I’ve visited Europe. I’d love to go to this place but 11-5 M-F is not helpful to someone who doesn’t work downtown.
I really miss the doner shop that used to be where the consignment clothing place is now on B’way…
When I was traveling through Europe a number of years ago, I practically lived on doner kebabs in Germany. They were literally everywhere, and had the advantage of being cheap, filling and tasty; sort of like McDonald’s, except for the tasty part.
(Plus, I got to use the handful of Turkish tourist phrases still remaining in my long-term memory from 20 some-odd years prior, which invariably elicited a look of surprise from whomever was behind the counter; Germans, apparently, not being much inclined to learn any parts of the languages of the innumerable Middle-Eastern immigrants who poured into the country in the late ’90’s/early ’00’s.)
Oh, great. They close at five, and I’ll be marching past there with the Sounders fans at seven. Dag nab it.
Was the switch to this place not unnaturally fast? I walk by this storefront everyday, and one day it was a Quizno’s… and the next, it was The Berliner! There was no transitional period!
If they are as good as the Doener you can get in Germany, I will be visiting regularly. My experience with Doener-Kebap in the U.S. so far as been dismal.
I walked in and right back out because the prices seemed awfully high for lunch. Guess I’ll have to give it a try. At those prices though, I doubt I’ll be a regular.
there’s also “kebab” next to the whiskey bar; not sure if they are doner style though…
They close far too early. In Berlin, they’d be open at 2 AM selling Currywurst and such. Missing a good bet with that 5 PM curfew.
@5 The owner (Victor) was also the owner of the Quizno’s franchise that was there previously. I guess he got sick of honey bourbon chicken.
My stomach says thank you, and that it will forward this information on to my tongue, who generally makes the decisions about where or what I eat.
Sweet mother! I loves the fuck outta a doner kebap.
thanks I saw that Quizno’s had instantly turned into the Berliner overnight so I will be sure to check it out
@3: yup. Loved that place on BWay. So sad the proprietor was deported shortly after Sept. 11 2001.
Went there today for lunch. SO GOOD. The garlic yogurt sauce is tasty, lamb was well seasoned, tender lamby goodness.
@4: The owner said on the phone today that he’s trying to stay open for games, so you might be in luck!
@7: The doners are $5.99 to $6.79—seems like standard lunch prices (if not on the less-expensive side) to me…?
@3 and 14: Me too. Sigh.
Oh SHIT! I have been looking for doner kebabs since i got back from Austria three years ago. SO STOKED! Although they are only open when I am at work, which is terribly inconvenient.
that’s too effing expensive for a doener. in berlin, they go for about 2 euros, and they’re not small. 3 to 3.50 in the trendier parts of town. and they’re open late. very effing late. this is some bullshit. what i wouldn’t give in this city for a REAL doener stand (or a real berliner… is that asking too much?)
for a real treat, doener im yufka with lots of pepper flakes is a killer cure after drinking all night.
btw, i would never rec the doener’s @ turkish delight. gross, small and even more expensive than this shithole.
Holz, 2 euros is cheap, of course in Germany doners are made of shoe leather and horse entrails, so they pass the savings on to you that way.
Personally I am suspicious of dollar-menu food anywhere in the world.