Cucumbers? In dirt?! Whatever, Goldy—it’s the future. Urban gardening isn’t about having a lush yard full of real dirt in which you put actual seeds and grow big, healthy plants. It’s about putting your garbage in an old juice glass and hoping for the best.

Onion alchemy in the kitchen.
  • Anna Minard
  • Onion alchemy in the kitchen.

JEALOUS MUCH?!?

Okay, but seriously: Is this shit gonna work? Because someone said it would, but that seems crazy.