From The Sun: Chef Dies After Feeling Eel
A CHEF has died after an EEL was put up his bum.
Shocked doctors in Sichuan, China, found the sea creature in the 59-year-old man’s rectum after his death, it has been reported.
The 50cm long Asian swamp eel was allegedly inserted into the unnamed man’s bottom, after he passed out drunk, by pals playing a prank on him.
Medics said the eel had devoured his bowels.
I can hear those headline writers high-fiving themselves from here. I think that pun devoured my bowels.
Thanks to Melissa.
His friends must have been pretty close to him emotionally for him to leave himself vulnerable like that.
Like the italians say, “that’s a moray!”
A little late. I was laughing about this yesterday: http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2010/04/28… I find it interesting how the Sun toned down the language.
@2: Oh, I am so sorry that you were laughing about this yesterday. I should have known that you had already laughed about this.
Don’t click @2’s link Lindy, it’s SPAM AND VIRUSES AND ANIMALS.
Actually, it’s porn.
Poop Eel Pocket Fisherman
always that one ‘friend’ who goes for the butt.
Re: Baconcat’s “that’s a moray”: you’re too good for Slog. Too good. You should be on TV.
@6 got a good one too. 🙂
Don’t forget to link to the Mighty Boosh song “Eels up inside ya”:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AckvdGbk…
Nice try, Lindy, but I was actually a mitochondria inside this guy’s intestines while the eel was devouring his bowels, and I was laughing about the whole thing AS IT HAPPENED. Loser.
Wrecked him? It damn near killed him!