Lettuce nose-stuffer avoids jail

The lettuce-nose stuffer, you’ll be glad to know, was prosecuted for stuffing his nose full of lettuce at a Subway sandwich bar, where he was employed, and placing said lettuce back on the assembly line. But he avoided jail because he didn’t serve it—he threw it away, he claims. Video here.

Thanks for the tip, Ben.

5 replies on “Headline of the Day”

  1. I’d be more impresses if he had done that with the hot peppers.

    But basically, this is why I never eat at fast food places late a night after the adults have gone home.

  2. When I was a teenager, my boss at Subway used to force us to use cold cuts that had gone green on the edges, to try to keep down food costs.

    “Just cut off the bad parts,” he’d yell at us. Good times.

    I’m sure it’s changed since then, but according to the Subway Sandwich Artist training, each customer were supposed to get exactly 6 black olive slices per 12 inch sandwich. I can’t remember how much lettuce they were supposed to get.

  4. Headline of the Day:
    Bristol Palin dumps her baby’s daddy and calls his family (i.e., Mom) “white trash”

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