And I dont regret it one bit.
And I don’t regret it one bit. Buster Kinkon

If you occasionally suffer from a bit of the Irish flu, or if you’re one of those “preferred employees” who have a few extra dollars lying around your giant apartment because your landlord waved your deposit fee, then I have a drink for you. The cold brew+coconut water at Little Oddfellows tastes excellent and has enough hydration power to refill your lacrimal glands after a good, long desk-cry.

I forked over six dollars and change for the elixir because I was enduring a heavy dose of divine punishment this morning, and just the idea of coconut water and iced coffee started to make me feel a little better. When finally the knowledgable and accommodating baristas (one of them helped me scout a location for the photo) handed me an icy cup brimming with the brew, I fell in love almost instantly. After the first few sips, it just tasted like cold press with a little extra syrupy sweetness. But toward the middle, the citrus from the lime slice bridged the cold brew’s bittersweetness with the coconut water’s tropical funk, and I felt 9x more alive.

Aside from a lot of water and exercise before a lot of sleep, I’ve never had the same hangover cure work twice. In this way, for me, every hangover is a journey to discover the cure for hangovers. But I’m confident that this magical mix might do the trick every time.

Rich Smith is The Stranger's former News Editor. He writes about politics, books, and performance. You can read his poems at www.richsmithpoetry.com