My problem here is with the word hot. Hot. Hot. HOT. Filled with hot cocoa. HOT cocoa. HOT! HOT COCOA!
NO IT FUCKING ISN’T.
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I think they’re off the hook by using the phrase “hot cocoa CREME.” The filling itself isn’t actually hot, temperature-wise. It just (supposedly) tastes the way hot cocoa does. I think they mean the flavour, not the temperature.
Still misleading though.
Know who think we am stoopid? Candy come-up-with-ers.
Keanu: Is it HOT tea?
Trebec: NO! IT’S ICED TEA!
This is why god invented the microwave, Lindy. Stick a bag in there and presto chango! Hot Cocoa (Melty) Kisses!
no, no, they mean hot as in spicy!!
mmm spicy chocolate…
They tried “filled with room-temperature liquid chocolate-colored sugary goo” but for some reason, that didn’t sell as well.
*heat not included
I’m gonna spill one in my lap and sue for millions.
I bet those taste terrible. Fake hot chocolate taste. Blech. The caramel-filled kisses are my favorite…
Hershey’s uses the term “hot” like they do the word “chocolate”.
Someone brought these into my office. They were nast.
Although it would be pretty impressive (and disturbing) if they managed to put something in there that had an exothermic reaction with saliva so that they really did get hot when you ate them.
Think this is another way to get around the labeling requirements for chocolate?
The only ting that should be inside a Hershey Kiss is almonds.
They’re people! Hot cocoa kisses are people!!!!
You make the worst posts.
Is this cocoa … “PIPING HOT”? This has been going on for years in Japan before they started exporting these lies to our shores, and now Beard Papa’s deviant lifestyle has begun to infiltrate our most cherished institutions.
http://tongodeon.livejournal.com/371556.…
What about the word “crême?” Are they trying to appeal to the Quebecois with that little linguistic sleight of hand?
Nevermind the “hot” problem. I’m a lot more concerned about the frogs colonizing our language.
Where do we go to vote that Lindy West take over the “Our Worst Enemy” reporting gig, since Ms. Madrid (if that was her real name) has taken a powder?