“The mushrooms arrived packaged like live internal organs, only in a blue Igloo beer cooler. I threw back the lid to find it filled with smoke. Garlands of carbon dioxide fell over the edges. I stuck my face inside and blew. Rows of methodically stacked penis mushrooms filled the cooler, an impressive array of lengths, girths, and colors. Most were a creamy manila. Others were white as alabaster. They were all nestled on a fuming bed of dry ice. I had never seen mushrooms like this before, and I grabbed one but immediately recoiled, surprised by how fleshlike it felt. Then I reached back inside, picked one up, and slid it, smoking, into my mouth.”
Gay
I was under the impression that there were to be no dicks today.
Hey! I think I know that mushroom!
That article was incredible, wasn’t it, Kelly O?
The mystery of Pollock’s demise was particularly bizarre … although I guess the cops could have been right about it being a simple drug killing.
Hmm, maybe Kelly really does know more about dicks than Dan.
Mushrooms are more like animals than they are like plants. It’s a fact. Use it as you will.
I never thought a mushroom would make me feel inadequate…
Whoever’s holding that mushroom needs a manicure. Gross.
You can acquire geoducks that look far more phallic anywhere. Although I did LOL at the mushroom pic.
I prefer my mushrooms uncircumcised.
wow that article was so fucking good, i know everybody loves to hate vice but they are the only magazine which would print something like that.